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Vlad 9C

A: you look like David 9C
B:so close im Vlad 9C
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Vlad

Vlads are neanderthal lookin ass tweakers with foreheads that jut out a literal inch. They are known for having beef with Justins and are ravenous pot smokers. Vlads also have an affinity for fantasizing about homosexual relationships with Aidans.
You're such a Vlad, you fucking tweaker!
by GladVrienwald August 4, 2022
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Vlad the Impala

Small, timid, African game animal. Or a rather unimpressive active homosexual.
At 150 kgs, with a two inch fuze, Vlad the Impala terrorised his local gay bar to loud shouts of “Is it in yet?” from his victims.
by Maggie T November 24, 2025
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Vlad Yuryev

Someone who thinks a shin is a chin and a chin is a shin.
by Professor Henry July 6, 2010
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Vlad

Dark humour, curls on point, edgy music taste and soft spoken yet scratchy voices is what characterizes Vlads.
Their vast intellect is their pride, however they tend not to brag about it unless questioned.
Head on shoulders, they're very mature for their age, and prefer to mind their own business and not interfere with issues that do not involve them.
Rarely show their inner thoughts on their face, as well as feelings. If they're unsure of the feelings of the other partner, they will not openly come out. They're very much work oriented.
x: oh, Gosh I really don't know how to solve this problem!
y: go to Vlad, he's most likely to give you a helpful advice, and might even solve it before you know it
by Poseidon344 August 19, 2018
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Vlad

Klepto's Husband 4 ever
Vlad and Klepto got married recently.
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Vladding

The act of impaling someone with your dick through the ass/pussy and out the mouth like Vlad the Impaler
Person 1: Omg I’m so sore from last night

Person 2: What did he do to you?

Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me
by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022
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