Vlad 9C

Neam cu David 9C

A: you look like David 9C
B:so close im Vlad 9C

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

Vlad

Vlads are neanderthal lookin ass tweakers with foreheads that jut out a literal inch. They are known for having beef with Justins and are ravenous pot smokers. Vlads also have an affinity for fantasizing about homosexual relationships with Aidans.

You're such a Vlad, you fucking tweaker!

by GladVrienwald August 4, 2022

Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022

Dirty Vlad

a guy who keeps to himself but he secretly loves eating tuna while jacking of under the table in class

man i love doing a dirty Vlad in history

by furryblaster3000 October 15, 2022

Vlad

A person who doesn’t pull any female below 6’0 (while he is a solid 5’5). Friendly advice, stop going for them trees, Vlad.

Look at their height difference, he’s such a Vlad.

by TKYTheGoat100 January 16, 2025

Vlad

An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.

Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.

by wsgvlad November 20, 2023

Vlad carameli

A person who is shit at every video game but still thinks he's good.

Mike: bro your ass on god your vlad carameli.

John: shut the fuck up I'm better than you.

Ava: you always say that.

by Suntino Mosny March 1, 2023