Verbal Roofie

A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.

Tom- "Ryan, why is Kate on the floor?"
Ryan- "I just gave her a verbal roofie."
Tom- "Nice."

by Team T.O.A.S.T. August 21, 2009

Verbal Diarrhoea

Non stop, incessant chattering of nonsense.

Patrick Horton has verbal diarrhoea.

by RichardN October 9, 2013

verbal enema

The use of words to flush ones head out of their ass

I had to give my dad a verbal enema because his head was so far up ass he couldn't hear anything I said.

by MON3Y BACK July 21, 2012

verbally mooned

The use of highly inappropriate language in the presence of someone. The verbal equivalent of pulling down ones pants and showing someone your backside.

"Man, you should heard him talking to the Duchess last night, he verbally mooned her four or five times before he was asked to leave!"

by Pete Chapman June 1, 2007

Verbal spamming

Noun: The act of contributing irrelevant information to a conversation, or the attempt to communicate useless information to a person.
The same as spamming an e-mail adress or forum with useless information, only verbally.

Person A: Have you seen Citizen Kane yet? It's worth the time you know.

Person B: No, I haven't, but guess I'l have to do it sometime.

Person C: Heat can be quite warm sometimes. (Verbal spamming)

by piratsindre April 5, 2008

Verbal Blueball

When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."

Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:

Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."

You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."

by PengBoy69 May 16, 2019

verbal diarrhentia

Nonsensical verbal diarrhea. Blathering a neverending stream of craziness at someone who has no interest in and/or cannot understand what you're talking about without a break in "conversation" allowing for them to politely escape.

Stay away from Bob today, his verbal diarrhentia kept me trapped in the break room for an hour.

by verbal assault victim December 13, 2010