verbal diarrhentia

Nonsensical verbal diarrhea. Blathering a neverending stream of craziness at someone who has no interest in and/or cannot understand what you're talking about without a break in "conversation" allowing for them to politely escape.

Stay away from Bob today, his verbal diarrhentia kept me trapped in the break room for an hour.

by verbal assault victim December 13, 2010

Verbal-Diarhea

From the medical texts books this was cleary dianosed as recently as 2004. ver'Bal-Die-a-ree-aa!
Defined as one who uncontrollably spews forth non-sense and useless verbage only to satisfy the need to hear their own voice and irate and deafen others.

I can't beleive the amount of verbal-diarhea that was spewing from his mouth! My god, it was disgustingly vile and deafening.

I can not handle the amount of verbal-diarhea that is coming forth from your rancid breath and it must stop!

by Bahahahah October 24, 2005

Verbal Roofie

A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.

Tom- "Ryan, why is Kate on the floor?"
Ryan- "I just gave her a verbal roofie."
Tom- "Nice."

by Team T.O.A.S.T. August 21, 2009

Verbal Diarrhoea

Non stop, incessant chattering of nonsense.

Patrick Horton has verbal diarrhoea.

by RichardN October 9, 2013

verbal enema

The use of words to flush ones head out of their ass

I had to give my dad a verbal enema because his head was so far up ass he couldn't hear anything I said.

by MON3Y BACK July 21, 2012

verbally mooned

The use of highly inappropriate language in the presence of someone. The verbal equivalent of pulling down ones pants and showing someone your backside.

"Man, you should heard him talking to the Duchess last night, he verbally mooned her four or five times before he was asked to leave!"

by Pete Chapman June 1, 2007

verbal handies

When a friend is in an argument this can be used as an easy way to lend aid by using sarcastic questions or sentences that begin with Remember when???....Or didnt you???.... that are damning to the third party in the argument taking place.

I can't believe you ate the last doughnut!(enemy)
Third Party lending aid:::

(Verbal Handies)
Hey bro remember last week when you drank all the coffee?!? That was awesome!
Have you ever drank all the coffee before anyone else had any?!? Mmmhmmm....
Who was the guy last week that drank all the coffee?!? That was pretty messed up....smh

by Brophesor Haus October 10, 2013