Is a name that is mostly associated with females. She is beautiful, strong, powerful, funny and witty. She can make you laugh at just about anything. She always thinks about her friends and family first before herself. She’s definitely Risqué and not afraid to point out and poke at the funny flaws about yourself. It’s all fun and games. Did I mention she’s a MILF?
Valena is also the name of a character from Dragon Age and the name of a town in Mississippi.
Valena is also the name of a character from Dragon Age and the name of a town in Mississippi.
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when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds.
by lazzar February 14, 2009
Get the german valentine mug.a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
by Sexydimma March 3, 2015
Get the St Valentine's Day Massacre mug.the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark
person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
by join the teenage army March 12, 2008
Get the valentines day mug.1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.
BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!
Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!
Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!
by swtlew February 14, 2006
Get the Valentine's Day Legs mug.1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
by asdf.what January 28, 2004
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