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Urban dick

When your too lazy to type urban dictionary but you get urban dick instead now you have sophisticated pp's in your areas.
I tried searching urban dic but I got urban dick instead!
by Iwillkillmyselfwithpeanuts September 10, 2020
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Urban Dick

1. A person from the urban city that is fucking mean.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.
1. "Hey Joe, did you see that rich jerk from the city?"
"I know right, what an urban dick."

2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"
by cuteypuppy7449 October 6, 2020
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Urban Dicked

Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.
John you stole my word! Sorry Sara, you've just been Urban Dicked!
by Dr.XGirlfriend September 20, 2013
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urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
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Urban Dick

Someone who speaks so much slang that it’s a different language
“D P Chakras Da Zongos Me Longo!”
What’d he say?”
“I dunno he’s an Urban Dick
by Pop Candy July 5, 2022
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Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.
Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.
by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022
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