Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.

Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022

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by nigger syndrome December 1, 2023

Urban Dick

Person who believe the words and definitions on Urban Dictionary are legitimate.

Urban Dicks are partially responsible for the dumbing down of the population.

Dude: Bro, Bromance is not a real word, you cannot get a quadruple word score.
Bro: Dude, Bromance is totally a word, it's in the Urban Dictionary
Dude: Bro, don't be an Urban Dick.
Bro: Dude, I thought we had a Bromance...

by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 6, 2016

Urban Dicks

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.

Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021

Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.

It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.

by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019

urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock

"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."

by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011

Urban Dicked

When a person looks up a term on urbandictionary.com. Past tense/past participle

My friend said I just Rick rolled him; I didn't know that was a thing, so I urban dicked it

by Morgaine6 December 10, 2016