ur mom

a very funny joke that only swag people use. never overrated.

"What time is it?" "ur mom" *giggles*

by mmurmom March 17, 2022

ur mom

not the 2017 ur mom jokes…

person: hey bro..ur mom HAHAHAHAHA
person’s friend: …

by imsuchabaddieyomomma February 28, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

ur mom

a really attractive person that was in my bed last night

person 1: hey, who was that making so much noise in your room last night?
person 2: ur mom

by urmomsdirtyslut August 9, 2021

ur mom

top tier humor is ur mom

“yo bro wyd?”
“ur mom”

by sierraig July 19, 2021

Ur mom

something you would say to roast someone

Your enemy: your (ugly,fat, wierd, crazy,etc.)
You: yeah so is ur mom

by Liliana.the_fea September 22, 2019

ur mom

so hot omfg

i did ur mom

by andie :)) February 12, 2022