Understand

I do this perfectly and you are both wrong and bad.

Hym "No, I understand perfectly. You want people to have to do your thing. They don't have to do your thing. And now you're trying to make someone do your thing. Going so far as to take unearned moral authority you accrued by way of failing upwards. Colluding with the government and the religious institutions in a fascistic manner. To make Jesus die on the cross in perpetuity as a facet of reality. Rather than admitting that killing Jesus is wrong. Based on a miss-reading of Nietzsche. Because when Nietzsche said the 'God is dead' he MEANT that God hasn't had anything to do with the structuring of reality for quite some time now. And NOW... All that's left are bloodstained clerics, charlatans, and kidnapped children. He said that... And then he went insane... But Nietzsche was a coward. And I will succeed where he failed... So, yep... I understand perfectly what you're saying. If insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. You're trying to lock in the insanity, forever. Which means, there will be poor always. Those who have will always receive more. And the slaves will always serve their masters as though they are serving God."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

understanding each other

understanding that everyone has a different opinion and not being an ignorant dick

"I think cereal is a soup"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
"We should be understanding each other"
"No"

by tukola March 27, 2022

You don't understand

Bulletball is gonna be an olympic sport

You don't understand- Marc Griffin's famous last words.

by SteveBuscemiLover205 December 9, 2016

Understanding

Well at least there's that.

Hym "Well, now that we've come to understanding, I didn't even intend to involve you in this. You just happened to be the first person to say my name (in context) and have, at some level, substantiated the claim I have motherfuckers in my personal life putting me on the internet."

Iam "We have some other stuff too but I've been so depressed lately I just haven't felt like writing."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2022

hard of understanding

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".

1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb

2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid

3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response

4. Hard-headed, stubborn

He acted hard of understanding when I asked him to bring in the groceries, only bringing in the bags in the front seat and pretending not to see those in the back seat.

by Dann326 June 10, 2019

No understand

"No understand ' is a term used for people of American descendent that don't know, or barely speak English. Used for Americans that try hard to act like they're one or the other time it's used is when the person that is American just doesn't know English.

Colby: why does Alfred always say yee ha and dress like a cowboy? Dude can't even speak English when his parents are straight up from America and he has their city in his bio even tho he hasn’t been there.

Joey: For real, he is a no understand kid

by Omar no understand July 15, 2022

My goals are beyond your understanding

The sentence coming out from the mouth of 1980's-born parents when they're to enforce screen time limits to their Gen Alpha-born digital native kids, who are just yet to receive any sound explanation about the negative impacts of excessive screen time.

Whenever I try to explain why I need to limit my kid’s screen time, I end up just saying, 'My goals are beyond your understanding', because they just can’t grasp the dangers of too much digital exposure!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025