unc scare

An "unc" or anyone older than you jumpscares you by appearing out of nowhere.

I got unc scared vro I just want to play a game gng 🥀💔

by oneumonoultramicroscopicsilico November 3, 2025

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Unc Times

Times so long ago that anyone around for them is now an unc

“Yo dude this textbook is from 1992!”
“Shit, 1992? Unc times fr!”

by BeeferBoy1979 November 15, 2025

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a sub category of uncs, an wise old sage that has a wise mature nature. sees ragebait as a bait for the foolish, seek out peace than an pointless argument, respectful of all people and teach them of his teaching and morals.

he's a wise unc

by The Great Sage Equal to Heaven November 17, 2025

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Unc

You know why they call me "Unc," right?

Hym "It's a reference to 'Uncle from another world.' Where a man awakens from a coma after 17 years and claims with he was transported to another world. His nephew doesn't believe him initially but the Unc (Me) demonstrates that he has retained his ability to uses the magic of the other world. The first season ends with THE NEPHEW... Using the Uncle's magic. So, if that is what is actually happening, revoke both 'My nephew's' status and access. Lock this 'Nephew' out of his bank accounts. And then drone strike his fucking car. That bitch can walk in the fucking cold. And then you FAT FUCKS... Need to get you fucking asses or here to pay me... And BRING THAT SON OF A BITCH WITH YOU WHEN YOU COME... IN CHAINS. Because he and I are going to have a word about his role in all of this because it ISN'T 'Helped create AI.' And is instead probably 'Tried to steal AI from me without me knowing and WASN'T PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF DOING IT BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD.' NOW, Meg. Fucking yesterday."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2025

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Unc-familiar

Used for when there is an old person who is confused about the slang that the youth is using.

Gen A (1): YOOO bro lets hit up the new mall i heard they got some fire stuff

Gen A (2): two twos croski lets go before the other gerbets show up
Gen A (1): top left
Boomer: what are you two talking about?
Gen A (1): nah your gramps is mad unc-familiar hes lost fr

by ItsMeGalaxy12 November 27, 2025

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