Topspinmonkey

Rafael Nadal's affectionate nickname among tennis fans. Refers both to his excessive use of topspin while playing and to his simiesque appearance and on-court attitude.

The topspinmonkey choked on a banana.

The topspinmonkey always picks his butt before serving.

The gipsy is riding the topspinmonkey, no ?

by Uncle Toni June 1, 2010

twosome

a mind-blowing, spine-tingling form of sex between two consenting individuals. usually the type of intercourse that would be associated with sex with more than just one individual, as to be so exciting that you would think you had a threesome.

Raquel: "Yo Nat, i had a bomb ass twosome last night!"
Natasha: "For real! I been trying to have one with my man since we got together, but we still just been having sex."
Raquel: "well i hope ya'll have one soon cuz this shit is not missed!!!"

by maryjane420 September 11, 2005

camp timber tops

noun.
1. my life.

okay i wrote the first definition, but i meant to say camp (not town) :)

oh my god i think i left my heart at camp timber tops!

by hannah September 17, 2005

twoosh

a twat and a douche (similar to a "booch," but more offensive)

You are such a twoosh!
Hey twoosh, what's up?
She is acting like a twoosh!

by alfe October 31, 2011

topside browner

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.

Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.

by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007

Topswell

A fart that is ultimately re-directed up and out the top of the buttcrack.

I leaned to the side, but it was a TOPSWELL!! It snuck up and out the top of my ass crack!

by Rosalie Dawson September 2, 2006

Twonster

1. A parasitic twin that protrudes from the body of certain beings usually taking sustenance from pieces of the hosts skin and bone. Typically, a twonster will be most prevalent at birth, and will consume the brother/sister host within twelve weeks. However, some lay dormant waiting for extreme sickness or long periods of malnutrition to begin the leeching process.

2. A large crick.

3. A peaceful creature that is trapped in the body of its dead sibling that was once evil and parasitic but is now filled with regret and wants to befriend you.

A twonster cannot be removed or killed for any reason ever.

I'd give you a back rub, honey, but that nasty twonster you've got on your back has a runny nose

by John Stafford Pickens February 28, 2010