Tumbleweed

President Puffs hair

Her hair is so nasty to looks like a tumbleweed. She looking all sorts of President Puff

by ＼（〇_ｏ）／ March 30, 2019

Philly Tumbleweed

When the Phil’s are down 11-4 in the bottom of the 8th and it’s windy as hell and no fans are there but trash is wafting around the field constantly

“And that’s another ground ball as the Phillies take a time out due to too much Philly Tumbleweed on the field”

by Sadam69isis420princess April 16, 2025

Milford Tumbleweed

When you ejaculate in the shower and it gets mixed in with the hair caught on the drain to form a ball of cummy hair.

I walked into the bathroom after my brother and there was a Milford Tumbleweed in the shower.

by Tumbleweed Guy August 26, 2025

Midwest Tumbleweed

A discarded fast food bag or wrapper being tumbled about by the wind.

What's that in the road?

Looks like a Midwest Tumbleweed.

by blackstardust December 31, 2023

Carolina Tumbleweed

When a unsecured load of household trash,beer cans, yard waste or scrap metal proceeds to leave your vehicle faster than said vehicle is traveling and leaving behind a chaotic array of said items.

I was on on highway 40 headed to the beach and saw a Carolina Tumbleweed cause a 20 car pile- up!

by Short on cash February 19, 2021

Tumbleweed

When “Rusty” of the Nelson platform tells a joke and tumbleweed from the old west rolls on by at the lack of funniness

Your patter is like tumbleweed

by Northseatiger February 16, 2023

booty tumbleweed

That mysterious little lint-hair fuzzball that forms in the top part of your buttcrack after a long day. Usually a mix of stray hairs, underwear fuzz, and shame.

"Bro, I took my boxers off and a whole booty tumbleweed rolled out."
"You ever sit down and feel a weird tickle? Yeah… that might be a booty tumbleweed on the move."

by cuffing carrot April 12, 2025