Tulips

TULIPS ON THIS DICK!!!!1!1!1!!1!

Person 1: Hey let’s go plant some tulips
Person 2: Why tulips?
Person 1: Tulips on this dick bitch
Person 2: *fucking dies*

by Nick-Fil-A May 18, 2021

Tulip

A flower grown in the wild

Look at the tulips

by Crystal ball8888888 January 14, 2022

Tulip

Tulip 🌷 = two lips on 1 dick.

I got tuliped last night - 2 boys on my dick at the same time.

by throuple September 8, 2018

Tulip

THE MOST F*CKING BASIC FLOWER

Others : Omg why does she look like a Tulip
Me : because she is basic like a Tulip

by Wavegirl_ November 8, 2019

Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019

golden tulip

location in call of duty: warzone. Where roykit and rawhoney always land and dominate. No one survives.

roykit: you wanna land at golden tulip?
rawhoney: nah, I feel bad for the other people landing there

by RDouble0 September 11, 2020

Tulip

A woman on a bus first met via bitlife and is nice but also related to shrek

Omg did u see THAT GOG, shes such a tulip

by Smol fucking bean January 6, 2022