Trumpet

although the trumpet resembles an inflated penis which is full of your mothers chicken it is not!!. it's made of brass.

Joe, licks the trumpet when he plays.

by That guy you know1# September 03, 2008

Trumpets

Those who are for Donald Trump.

In the last days the Trumpets will sound and liberals crumbling will come crashing down.

by Passport Wanderer January 31, 2017

skull trumpet

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

by NotACat January 13, 2015

Trumpet Strumpet

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

by I, Wreckerrr November 07, 2016

trumpet fart

a long fart which starts off low pitched and ends high pitched by squeezing together the butt cheeks

Me: (trumpet fart)

Fogel: ahh man, that trumpet fart woke me up this morning

Me: aha yes, i've been practicing by clenching butt cheeks when i walk

Fogel: good idea!

by rightelbowskin November 19, 2010

trumpet butt

Fart in key or pitch.

When sam farted it seemed to be in pitch or key with a note like a trumpet butt.

by funboxarcade November 16, 2013

Trumpet Fart

A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.

Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.

With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.

"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"

"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"

"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"

by nihn75 November 05, 2011