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Darren Trumeter

Basic:Darren is 26 years old and has been a member of the The Whitest Kids U'Know for almost 3 years. He grew up a military brat, living in numerous cities around the country and even Germany for 4 years. He started acting at the age of 9 and has been in more than 40 plays. In 1999, Darren left Texas to pursue the writing and directing of film in New York City. While working on an independent film he met Zach Cregger and was invited to a “Whitest Kids” show. Darren was immediately intrigued and was determined to be a part of the troupe.

Detailed: One of the nicest people in the world. Incredibly handsome, cute, and funny. Wears adorable glasses. He can always make you smile. The only other people in the world that share his breed of amazingness are Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger, also part of The Whitest Kids U'Know. He plays girls in the show more than any other member, and is the most convincing girl of any of them.
D A R R E N I S A P O O F
but not really.
"Who's that amazingly gorgeous guy over there?"
"That's Darren Trumeter."
by Darren's Future Wife. March 1, 2009
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Sad Trumpet

the act of slowly masurbating while staring into a mirror and crying.
The man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. Wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. Dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of TAPS playing quietly in the background.
by z0mbieparade November 14, 2013
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Monkey Trumpet

The girl from the bar last night let me give her a monkey trumpet
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Morning Trumpet

Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.
No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.

After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
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Never Trumper

A traditionally Republican voter who did not support Donald Trump or the MAGA movement. Never Trumpers are typically moderate conservatives who previously voted for Mitt Romney or backed candidates such as Jeb Bush and Josh Kasich.
My dad is nostalgic for Reagan and voted third-party in 2016. He's such a Never Trumper.
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trumper

A type of wall built with the purpose of locking yourself in.
He built a trumper 5 feet high and now he's isolated.
by ñacañaca February 16, 2017
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Cinnamon Trumpet

The brown wind instrument between your buttcheeks, found just below the gleavage. Can produce many beautiful notes if expertly controlled.
I shouldn't have had that White Castle earlier, now I can't stop playing the cinnamon trumpet.
by James Hutchinson March 4, 2008
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