Basic:Darren is 26 years old and has been a member of the The Whitest Kids U'Know for almost 3 years. He grew up a military brat, living in numerous cities around the country and even Germany for 4 years. He started acting at the age of 9 and has been in more than 40 plays. In 1999, Darren left Texas to pursue the writing and directing of film in New York City. While working on an independent film he met Zach Cregger and was invited to a “Whitest Kids” show. Darren was immediately intrigued and was determined to be a part of the troupe.
Detailed: One of the nicest people in the world. Incredibly handsome, cute, and funny. Wears adorable glasses. He can always make you smile. The only other people in the world that share his breed of amazingness are Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger, also part of The Whitest Kids U'Know. He plays girls in the show more than any other member, and is the most convincing girl of any of them.
D A R R E N I S A P O O F
but not really.
Detailed: One of the nicest people in the world. Incredibly handsome, cute, and funny. Wears adorable glasses. He can always make you smile. The only other people in the world that share his breed of amazingness are Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger, also part of The Whitest Kids U'Know. He plays girls in the show more than any other member, and is the most convincing girl of any of them.
D A R R E N I S A P O O F
but not really.
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