Trolley riding

When a dog or animal scoots or draggs it's rectum on the carpet. This is usually done by walking with the front two legs and sitting with the back two legs lifted.

Holy Crap!Look at your dogg she is doing something nasty on the carpet!!

Oh no!! Roxie is trolley riding again. I think she might have worms or something.

Thats gnarly, i hope you have a carpet cleaner or something!

by Zaca July 10, 2009

Troller's Remorse

Troller's remorse is the feeling you get when you antagonize and troll some poor unsuspecting victim on a forum, game, chat room, or in person verbally and feel like a really big jerk afterward.

This feeling is usually accompanied by an overwhelming desire to apologize to the victim.

Troll: "You are so stupid and dumb, man I am so much better than you at everything ever."

Victim: "Man, that is so rude!"

Troll: "Yeah you're right I'm feeling some intense troller's remorse, sorry man."

by Zalipher October 5, 2012

troglobyte

The pathetic amount of data allowed to subscribers of satellite internet service. Known for its cavemanlike quality, sophistication and stone age data tranfer rates.

Max: Dude, wanna play modern warfare online?
Mo: Shiz bra i cant. Ive got satellite, all i have is one troglobyte of access left.
Max: Dude, it sucks to be you.
Mo hanging his head in shame: For real.

by crockster October 24, 2014

Trollex

A fake Rolex to make you look wealthy.
A fake Rolex that doe not tell time and makes you screw up.

At the expensive restaurant Harry wore his Trollex and was treated with respect.
My Trollex told the wrong time and i was late for the business meeting.

by swoke meed September 22, 2015

troglaretardyte

The type of gentleman that uses a snorkle to smell another mans assehole

This guy is actually a troglaretardyte he needs to be shot irl

by dubspol March 6, 2019

Trolley wally

A nickname for a person who sorts out trolleys in a supermarket car park.

Person 1: "so what are you doing for work?"
Person 2:"For now I am just a trolley wally, but soon I might get promoted to making donuts in the bakery"

by Trolleywally69 December 24, 2020

Trophy Troller

Old rich dude that scours the bar or gym bait looking for a hot young trophy wife, or trophy ass.

Look at the trophy troller moving in on the hottie by the stairclimber. There's no way that kitten's going to take the sugar daddy bait.

by Kdog Jax August 11, 2010