2 definitions by swoke meed

Trollex

A fake Rolex to make you look wealthy.
A fake Rolex that doe not tell time and makes you screw up.

At the expensive restaurant Harry wore his Trollex and was treated with respect.
My Trollex told the wrong time and i was late for the business meeting.

by swoke meed August 15, 2015

Rektum

Getting your ass kicked or kicking someone else's ass.

Having anal sex and your rectum or partners' rectum is hurt.

Bob: Last night Harry got rektum by John.

by swoke meed July 4, 2015