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totem slut

a female specifically interested in gamers. a female who will trade sexual favors, nudes, or other sexual content for help in video games. a female who will lead on an innocent gamer in order to get help in their game.
i was in a match with this girl and she was real sweet and acted interested, but the first time i couldn’t get her up she bolted. what a totem slut.
by bitchzilla420 April 24, 2021
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Toemongler

Someone who steals toes. Commonly used as an insult.
“Did you know that person is a toemongler? kind of sus“
by Left pinky toe July 12, 2021
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totkmootgiy

The only thing keeping me out of the grave is you
Bf: totkmootgiy

Gf: awww same 🥰
by Perfect eyebrows October 10, 2021
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Totem Pole

Being stuck in the present and not being able to move forward due to an overwhelming situation which is constantly causing you to lose focus.
Randy remember the Great Depression, Im so glad we were able to get out of that Totem Pole.
by Bar Graph November 3, 2021
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totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker
John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom
by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022
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totem poop

When two or more individuals use the restroom for taking a poop at the same time on the same toilet. One sits on the porcelain and the other/others sit upon each other’s laps and do their business between the legs of the individual beneath them. All with the goal of landing in the toilet.
Billy: “I totally have to take a shit!”
Frank: “oh man me too, but we only have the one bathroom!!”
Billy: “let’s just totem poop”
Frank: “awe man ok! Let’s do it!”
by RalphusFudge February 24, 2023
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Toemometer

Toemometer - Pronounced "toe mom' ett er" and rhymes with thermometer for good reason. Some people are equipped with a toemometer, located in the big toe (and possibly other toes). Toemometers are used to check the water temperature in large bodies of water, such as swimming pools or lakes, while deciding if one should dive in.

A variation of this gift is the "moomometer," located on some people's inside wrist, often used to check the proper temperature of bottled milk before serving to a baby.
To explain toemometers, consider this example. Joe dipped his toemometer into the swimming pool, then turned to his dad and said, "The water's fine, let's go swimming."
by Quippy-One December 29, 2023
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