A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.
*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok
by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019
Get the Fully Torquedmug. When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.
Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.
My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.
My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.
by JAbedtime June 21, 2025
Get the German Torque Wrenchmug. by thatfunnygermanman October 19, 2023
Get the Torquedmug. by heterofratboi June 16, 2020
Get the torque dogmug. To (usually intentionally) anger or torment someone.
Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)
I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?
Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)
I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?
Please stop torqing me guys, I can't help that I have bird-legs.
What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?
What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?
by Elephantboy23 August 30, 2021
Get the Torquemug. John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
by 3pumpdump October 20, 2014
Get the Balls are Torquedmug. “Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”
“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
Get the European Torque Testermug.