you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.
Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt
by Infamous Odyssey July 07, 2009
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 11, 2022
Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!
I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.
by D. Cox February 10, 2009
Jim: You ready for that big money wake up tomorrow?!
Joe: Aw man! I don’t get paid til next Friday.
Jim: Sucks to suck, missing out on that big money wake up.
Joe: Aw man! I don’t get paid til next Friday.
Jim: Sucks to suck, missing out on that big money wake up.
by Killerpook March 15, 2021
by SterNation April 15, 2016
by KursedKremit October 01, 2020
To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.
Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.
Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS
Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.
Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.
Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?
Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS
Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.
Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.
Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?
by almoh June 14, 2011