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to the face

to smoke weed by yourself!!
"yo my nigga, i juss burned 5 blizzes to the face."

"nice, you got anymore?"

"yea but ima take dat to the face too!"

"damn.."
by an0nym0uS617 November 2, 2008
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take it to the face

i had to write a paper so i took some adderall to the face and got it done in 3 hours
by jj April 8, 2005
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Profanese
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(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.

to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
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Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.

I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.

Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.
Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!
by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010
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Cherry pie to the face

Facial Abortion / Abortion to the face.

Can be also written as:

Cherrypietotheface/ Cherry-pie-to-the-face
Did you hear about Sara? She got cherry pie to the face.
by Public Masturbator October 30, 2010
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to the face

to drink liquor straight from the bottle.
Diesel took that bottle of bartons to the face
by Stacy Finkleburger November 4, 2004
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Jaguar to the face

A reference made popular by a scene from Mel Gibson's movie Apocalypto: Jaguar Paw is fleeing through the jungle from his Mayan captors, taking them out one by one, when all of a sudden a Jaguar sets upon one of his pursuers faces!

Not to be confused with Lion to the face, Puma to the face or Snapping turtle to the face.
Me and my boys were out in the Peruvian jungle looking for some tang when Lewis was pounced on by a jaguar from above..! "Woaaaaaahhh! Jaguar to the face!"
by Mad Twatter4 June 25, 2010
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