Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier)

person. Russian leader famous for his diminutive stature, broad puckish sense of humour, and his misguided desire to restore the glories of yesterday to his country. The practical jokes he has played on Europe, often involving complex troop movements, false accusations of Nazification, and massive death counts, are considered by some to be legendary, although, admittedly, you really had to be there, trembling under his maniacal gaze in the Kremlin war office, to truly appreciate his wit.

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I hear Vlad the Imp (Pays L'hier) will visit Paris in the spring. He plans to see the sights, destroy the sights, then crap in Napoleon’s alabaster sarcophagus.

What a joker!

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by gnostic3 March 6, 2022

Vlad 9C

Neam cu David 9C

A: you look like David 9C
B:so close im Vlad 9C

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

Vlad the Impala

Small, timid, African game animal. Or a rather unimpressive active homosexual.

At 150 kgs, with a two inch fuze, Vlad the Impala terrorised his local gay bar to loud shouts of “Is it in yet?” from his victims.

by Maggie T November 24, 2025

Vlad

A person who doesn’t pull any female below 6’0 (while he is a solid 5’5). Friendly advice, stop going for them trees, Vlad.

Look at their height difference, he’s such a Vlad.

by TKYTheGoat100 January 16, 2025

Vlad Angela

A math teacher who really likes tech part of the school. She/He corrects the tests for a long period (up to three months) because it has no time, being a busy person. She is doing online teaching and wants to have the gallery as wide as possible, sometimes even asking her students to expand her gallery. She also said some famous words like: "If you don't learn you don't know", "School is compulsory but it doesn't sound good", "can I leave my purse here? ", "This is the bad sense of climbing but it's the good sense towards the hour".

Look is Mrs Vlad Angela, let put our phones in backpack.

by I.C Brătianu November 24, 2021

Vlad

Vlad is a man who is very tall and is a russian, he is communist and friends with "ethnic minorities" this is a real description because vlad is sitting next to me.

he also has a massive 12 inch cock used to destroy his ethnic minority friends and loves to show it around!!

person A: that there is Vlad

person B: woah look at Vlad's friends

Vlad: suka blyat

by Akira_x February 27, 2023

Vlad carameli

A person who is shit at every video game but still thinks he's good.

Mike: bro your ass on god your vlad carameli.

John: shut the fuck up I'm better than you.

Ava: you always say that.

by Suntino Mosny March 1, 2023