Titus The Mightiest

The actual living proof of perfection. Pulls whoever he wants when he wants. The leader of the rich boys of America club

Shit bro Titus The Mightiest just stole my girl right before wedding day.

by ScoopDaddyYZY February 13, 2017

titaphone

When your having a root with your girlfriend you put a nipple in each ear and you can hear yourself coming

Hey frank Brendan had a titaphone with Beth wetness last night

by Da beer can May 13, 2017

Titu

A human with amazing optimism level,and aakheinn aisi jispar gaana likhi jaa sakti hai(wahwah). Part time therapist,part time joker,this human has it all. He thinks he has a bad past,but doesn't know how amazing his soul is at present. EVERYONE CAN COUNT ON Titu. Be like Titu. You can talk to him about aliens,dogs,autowalas,heartbreaks-anything. He will listen to you,and make you feel better. Titu is nice and very reliable.

Get yourself a Titu because he is the best.
Titu,Katha loves you.
Titu, you're the best.
Titu, you're an alien.

by Kathaji July 9, 2018

TITSUP

computer jargon for "Total Inability To Send User Packets"

ACME Broadband,a business broadband and voice-communications provider, went TITSUP across the country at 1500 GMT after suffering a double cable strike by construction equipment. It is still fixing the broken lines. Specifically, there was a dual cable break on Britain's East coast and the London area of their national network. The company are working hard to repair the damage, and restore services.

by Flint Mc February 4, 2020

Titular glands

Tits - generally use in a context where “Titular glands” covers up the directness of “tits.” Maybe make a school teacher google titular glands?

“Sir, can we learn about titular glands?”
“What are titular glands”
“Google it, it’s hard to explain which is why I want to learn about it”

by s.ausage April 2, 2020

Titus

Always in his feels bc addison rae won’t marry him. Malibu Nights helps him through his pain. 🥺

Oh look at Titus that sad motherfricker

by Sadninjatitus April 26, 2020

Titus

Titus is a great and funny guy, probably a drummer covered in tattoos living with his moody girlfriend. Has nice hair and a big penis.
He prefers tattooed girls named Klara.

Look there is Titus?
The big dick guy Titus?
Yeaaaaaa dudddeee

by HotĐuveć November 21, 2021