tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018

tinder-bridge

tinder-bridge that part of your body between your scrotum and bum

gawd my tinder-bridge is itchy

hey dont u touch my tinder-bridge!!

by andiste March 31, 2010

Tinder Bombing

Rolling into a new area and going on a Tinder binge to meet the locals.

To start off the trip to Altanta right, Kaz went Tinder bombing. No women went without being aware of his presence.

by UDNation August 23, 2014

Tinder Happy

Wordplay on the phrase Trigger Happy; used to describe somebody who 'likes' every suggestion on Tinder, the matchmaking smartphone app.

Guy 1: "I went a bit Tinder Happy last night when I was drunk, and now I've got so many fugly matches"

Guy 2: "You wanna be careful or you'll give yourself Tinderitis"

by Wmm1989 December 30, 2013

Blind Tindering

Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.

Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!

Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.

by Delillah Jayde September 07, 2014

Tinder Profile

Someone who acts like they would on Tinder. They display their good qualities to disguise their bad ones

Friend one: "Do you know Steven?"
Friend two: "Yeah, he is such a Tinder Profile!"

by OneStoryADay August 03, 2018

tinder egg

Pregnancy - Resulting from a night steamy night of passion after slagging it up on tinder.... a tinder egg... the present that keeps on giving!

That dude got more than he bargained for, she gave him a tinder egg...

by Geoffers January 19, 2017