tijuana special

When you go to Mexico for business but you end up spending the night with an underaged daughter of a local.

We lost the Hernandez account when Steve went off and had the tijuana special.

by B. Dick Johnson January 11, 2017

tijuana no-step

diarrhea

I went to Mexico and drank a ton of unbottled water and got the tijuana no-step.

Fuck. Those burritos gave me the tijuana no-step.

Get out of my way! I have the tijuana no-step!

by kringer June 8, 2019

Tijuana Caesar

When a young lady places an olive in her rectum and squats over his/her companion's face. She then squeezes lime juice down her butt crack and as the juice hits her butthole, she squeezes it into her companion's mouth. Originated during the roman occupation of Mexico.

I refused to let her give me a Tijuana Caesar because I don't like olives... or poo.

by west_cooper July 6, 2010

Tijuana Standoff

where two or more people are hold each other at gun-point, eying up one another. Used to increase tension and most often end in hand to hand combat.

Mark and Phil wer locked in a Tijuana Standoff for what seemed like hours.

by quickky September 30, 2009

Tijuana Taco

When during sexual intercourse a man takes lettuce, shredded cheese, and taco sauce, and then covers the woman's vagina in said ingredients. The man then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the woman whilst eating the additional ingredients.

Joey-so what did you end up doing with sarah last night?

Ian-well she likes new things so i gave her the ole Tijuana Taco.

by babysodomizer February 19, 2008

Tijuana Sauna

An outhouse or porta-potty which has been overused on a hot summer day.

I gotta take a shit, but I don't want to use that Tijuana sauna

by KiLLeRfriend October 3, 2009

tijuana bumrush

When somebody is pissing, shitting, or has a boner and you push them off the toilet leaving them with a cold ass!

Josh was shitting and Shaggy tijuana bumrushed him, pushing him off toliet causing Josh to profusely shit all over his pants!

by Shaggy:o September 12, 2006