crotch thunderbird

A reverse teabag in which the teabag-ee jumps into the teabag and slaps the taint

While on my date, I tried to teabag her and she gave me a crotch thunderbird.

by GooseGrim September 4, 2022

Jeffrey Thundercock

Jeffrey Thundercock is a sexual reference.

It means a man who is sexually attractive or sexually successful with women.

JEFFREY THUNDERCOCK: DEFINITELY STRAIGHT

by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023

Reverse thunderbird

When the owner of male genitalia enters their parter while being completely hard, using their appendage as the only body part to which they prop their body upward in an open armed and legged position presenting that of a bird in flight - typically facing in opposite directions, thus the “reverse” description. The position was inspired by the old 90s toy of a plastic bird figure that balanced gracefully on the tip of a finger appearing to be in flight.

Luke preformed a reverse thunderbird on Phil after an exceptional band practice that left both aroused and ready to fly.

by SquishyP August 23, 2023

Cassius Thundercock

The last person you'd want to get arrested by.

bodycam off since 36675 BC

"OH SHIT its Cassius Thundercock"

Tundercock-----------"license and registration please"

by ytfgbuhkkgbygujvhb November 20, 2025

Cracking the Thunderbird

When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."

by DarbyCrash69 October 6, 2023

2002 Ford Thunderbird

A luxury vehicle with a convertible body style made by Ford with 252 horsepower from its 3.9 liter DOHC V8 engine, paired with a 1 door on each side shell.

I have to scrap my 2002 Ford Thunderbird, unfortunately.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026