a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the ledgendary max thompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good looks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!
by Max thompson August 15, 2003

by thegrinch69 December 7, 2011

A phallic everyday object that is being used as a sex toy and is accidentally left out in a suggestive location not usually associated with the object (ie. carrot at bedside, banana in bathroom)
If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before.
Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.
If spotted, the owner usually makes up some wild but lucid excuse as for why it is resting there, as he has had to explain himself before.
Others knowingly call these Thompson Tubes.
"Why is there a frozen corn dog hiding amongst his Girls Gone Wild DVDs?"
"Must be a Thompson Tube."
dildo sex toy
"Must be a Thompson Tube."
dildo sex toy
by BurnThatBridge October 1, 2009

- person 1 : "What do you have today ? You don't look really good."
- person 2 : "I know, it's because of Emma Thompson, I've been Thompstered while watching Howard's End."
- person 1 : "Oh I hope you're gonna go through it all."
- person 2 : "I know, it's because of Emma Thompson, I've been Thompstered while watching Howard's End."
- person 1 : "Oh I hope you're gonna go through it all."
by Emmeryte November 16, 2014

a rare and inteligent beast, which is said so have ruled the women in acient times. max thompson was thought a myth because many beatifull women told storys of the lagandary maxthompson with a way with women that could only be dectibed as MASSIVE!!. it is said that the only thing to out do his unhumanly good locks, was the size of his penis, last recorded at 17 inches!!
by Max thompson August 15, 2003

Dude 1: Bro did you see the new sausage party movie!?
Dude 2: Yeah! I didn't know Klay Thompson made an appearance.
Dude 2: Yeah! I didn't know Klay Thompson made an appearance.
by I need HELP!! January 28, 2019

Just some kid that looks like a guinea pig and is always bullied by his peers, family and his own teachers.
by Jesus Christ Reborn 69 May 28, 2020
