the one

the person you spend your whole life looking for.

I have finally found the one.

by Peter Donohoe June 27, 2003

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TheOneHumanDino

A YouTuber and great colleague of mine that has a very bad upload schedule

Guy1: Did you see the new TheOneHumanDino video
Guy2: No
Guy1: That’s because he never uploads silly billy

by Simmsy07 May 26, 2021

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theoretical high five

A high five which does not actually take place. The THF is initiated, followed by a short pause and then the uttering of the word "nice" by both participants.

Girl: Theoretical high five!
*short pause*
Girl + Guy: Nice!

by Devin & Sarah January 10, 2008

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theoretical cougar

A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.

Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"

Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"

Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."

Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"

by blacksburgcougee November 19, 2011

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Throner

1) The boner-like excitement one feels while watching an episode of "Game of Thrones." 2) a boner acquired by watching the intense sexual scenes in "Game of Thrones."

Did you see episode two? I had a massive throner the entire time!

by Terry Sachs May 4, 2013

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Throne of Thorns

When you successfully get ahead at the expense of something or someone else.

Guy 1-sure Jeff got the promotion, but that's only because he sabotaged everyone else

Guy 2- yeah I hope he enjoys his throne of thorns

Example 2: Guy 1- Jeff looks so successful, I wonder how he got to where he his now
Guy 2- rumor has it that he's sitting on a throne of thorns

by mrguitare20 May 10, 2015

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