Rainy Windmill

When you swing your dick around like a windmill and nut everywhere.

“Damn that nigga just did the rainy windmill on my sister”

by flackoluva420 August 12, 2023

Texas Windmill

Is when a man is about to blow his load, he quickly jumps up and hangs onto the ceiling fan and blows it in a circular wimdmill fashion.

Winston Texas windmilled me last night

by Bigchubnknutz April 12, 2020

Oklahoma windmill

When you go down on a girl and pull her tampon out with your teeth by the string and do the helicopter with it.

She stared blankly at me as I sprayed blood all over the room doing the Oklahoma windmill with her soaked tampon.

Or
Hey girl, check this out you say with the string clenched between your teeth.
Or
Hey man I gave your auntie the Oklahoma windmill last night.

by Big red Olaf February 17, 2022

windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.

You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.

by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020

Wonka Windmill

When you dress up like Willy Wonka and start hitting from the back with a midget and you stand up with them still mounted on your dick and then you spin them around I’m a circular motion like the blades of a windmill, the midget can be male or female but dressing them up like an Oompa Loompa is not optional

“Hey bro how’d your date go last night?”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill”

by J-dub August 1, 2020

Minnesota Windmill

The act of unleashing your biggest, wettest fart in your girl's face and then fanning the fumes by waving your penis around in a circle.

Debra said she wasn't in the mood. That all changed after I gave her a Minnesota Windmill.

by CorylnTheHouse December 2, 2016

Hungarian Windmill

A sexual act in which a small Hungarian woman rotates 365 degrees on a Hungarian Cock (*see Hungarian cock definition)

Zoltar - “Hey Anna, want to try the Hungarian Windmill tonight?”
Anna - “Yes! I’d love to spin around on your Hungarian cock!”

by LemonMary January 12, 2023