Tea

Gossip or some form of desirable news.

"Here's *tap tap* the mother f***king *tap tap* TEA."

"Yo I got some tea."

"Spill the tea!"

by iwantdied April 30, 2019

tea

A FUCKIN BR'ISH DRINK BETTER THAN A BO'LE O' WA'ER THAT CAN CHANGE THE WORLD WITH A BLINK, COFFEE IS IT'S BIGGEST WEAKNESS BUT STILL, IT CAN DEFEND.

A: GIVE ME SOME TEA AND GRAPES BITCH
B: ok

by acidic-grape May 13, 2022

Tea

Another, more modern term for drama, usually involving relationship a and secrets that cause drama.

Spill the tea sis!

by Veronica_101 May 20, 2019

tea

means that there is drama and you need to "spill the tea"

spill the tea sis

by stram September 7, 2018

tea

tea is defined as a noun, referring to gossip.

Spill the tea, sister

YOU GOT TEA???? OMFGGG S P I L L

by _i_found_it_mom_ June 1, 2019

tea

1.
A meal replacement for anorexic people and caffeine addicts.

Makes you pee a lot.

2.
A word used when happy.

1.
"Let's go have some tea then barf it up homie."

"I'm going to pee because I had tea."

2.
Sir: Let's go call on Konrad.

Lady: TEA!

by maaan June 24, 2006

tea

A stereotype for English people, while there are alot of T-STORM here it doesn't mean we like tea. Only people from Richmond-Upon-Thames like tea.

"Dude, tea is disgusting, tea and leaves."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003