Squid

Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.

Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee

by BeeCade March 15, 2009

a squid

A squid is someone who is a rider on a bike or a quad that can’t send anything and always crashes.

Wow ethan stoffle is a squid!

by Aubmaster February 13, 2018

squid

to be a slimey dirty person
org.evergreen trailer park

dude look at you your a fuckin dirty squid

by derekm420 March 08, 2008

squids

Used to describe money

Do you have any squids?
Lend us a squid

by L'il reach January 18, 2008

The Squid

aka. TAMPON, female product

omg the squid is gunna fall out

by Japeto May 15, 2005

Squid

A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.

"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"

by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014

Squid

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.

Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.

by Jfagbag69 December 05, 2016