stress smoker

A person that only smokes when feeling a certain amount of stress.

-Why are you smoking Jeff?
-I'm stressed out about the gig.
-That means you're a stress smoker.

by BobLink July 28, 2006

weiner smoker

A person who lights another persons weiner on fire and tries to smoke it, but he ends up giving head to the other person. . . Yes, this is only referring to males.

After I smoked that weiner I felt like a reaaaal weiner smoker. . . and those aren't liquie ashes on my face either.

by John Y. May 27, 2004

chain smoker

one who smokes multiple stoges in a single sitting
the act of smoking more than one cigarette

chain smokers go through a pack a day

by WFF August 23, 2005

toad smoker

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.

Derogatory term.

"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."

"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."

"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."

"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."

"Smoke toad and you will die"

by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

ex-smoker

Someone who used to smoke cigarettes but has now quit.

She smoked a pack a day for 25 years, but she quit last May. Now she's an ex-smoker.

by eucalyptus trees in the sunset October 24, 2008

rod smoker

Someone who sucks dick on a regular basis. A dirty slapper, a person who likes to smoke bone.

Look at becky over there, flirting again. she s such a rod smoker!

by stwatty June 14, 2014

smoker channels

Premium channels that your cable guy will illegally install by pocketing an agreed upon sum of money in return for not having to pay monthly fees to the cable company.

Hey man, you think we could get the smoker channels for free?

by Xadeu November 10, 2014