Adult Slurpee

A tasty alcoholic mixed drink enjoyed by many thanks to your local 7-11 and Lisa. Reason for founding ASC (Adult Slurpee Crew-a PKD Native).

Rush into your local 7-11 and enjoy the new Dragon Fruit slurpee with a touch (a few shots) of vodka, mix with cool colored straw-and enjoy your first of many ADULT SLURPEES.

by Lisa B from the PkD December 9, 2008

slurpee tribe

A group of teenage dudes or "sausage fest" that have nothing better to do than to go buy slurpee drinks at the
7-11 and play dungens & dragons later that night.

Let's get the "slurpee tribe" together tonight for some
7-11 slurpee's and D&D action.

by nate c.. December 2, 2005

Starfish Slurpee

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"

My woman needed a colon cleanse so I gave her a starfish slurpee!!

by dabatrin May 5, 2018

canadian slurpee

Oral sex involving Canadian Maple syrup

Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee

by GILIGORM May 28, 2018

911 Slurpee

The act of mashing up a slew of drugs into a cup, adding water, and then drinking the disgusting liquid. The various highs produced from the different drugs may counter or intensify each other creating a fuck-ton of chaos inside the body. More than likely the person will have an insane high and die soon after drinking the liquid.

Allen was depressed on Thursday so he drank a 911 Slurpee and walked in the street screaming that he gave a blow job to a dolphin. Surprisingly he didn't die and the next day he questioned life.

by 5+64 December 22, 2013

Kentucky Slurpee

When a guy gets a blow job from a person, while that person is getting rammed by a horse.

Tom: What did you go to Panama for?
Alex: it's was my buddy's bachelor party and he wanted a Kentucky Slurpee before he tied the knot.
Tom: Niiice! You could cross that off the bucket list.

by RealArif July 13, 2013

tijuana slurpee

The art (sexual) of sticking a slurpee straw (the kind with the little spoon at the end) in the pee hole of a man, then sucking the semen out while he ejaculates.

Last night I gave John a Tijuana Slurpee.

by John Harlot July 7, 2008