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The Little Scientist

A nickname you give to that one guy in the dorm that always seems high. Then accidentally calls his dick The Little Scientist. Thus, he has a small dick.
The Little Scientist is at Gas Works getting high again.
by 6161Cunt November 1, 2018
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GustyCloak Is Scientist

An Among Us reference, typically used as a joke.
Someone:Gustycloak is Scientist
You: Yup.
by homestuckie September 12, 2023
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Build Scientist

A person who spends their time testing builds or testing different setups to use in a game that uses that kind of system. Games like League of Legends specifically have you make a build using different items in the shop, someone who would make various types of combinations to find the optimal setup would be considered one.

People who are classified as this are usually documenting their findings on some sort of spreadsheet or notepad, which is the real distinguishing factor when finding a scientist at work.
Look at Weeks man, he's testing builds again, what a Build Scientist.
by Pokeasy November 25, 2021
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not a scientist

Often used in the phrase "I'm not a scientist, but...". Followed by what the speaker believes to be sound advice (it isn't). The speaker is trying to qualify the advice, as if the advice is so brilliant that you might confuse him for an expert.
Troll: I'm not a scientist, but if don't have a charger, you can try microwaving your phone. Apple just started a smear campaign against this to sell more chargers.

Derp: How does that work again?

Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.
by metatroll September 1, 2013
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Scientists

Don't love you it when scientists can't explain something or get puzzled by something, such as their fears about bodies lying in the streets all over Africa, and it turns out the area they thought would be the worst (due to resources) has so far been one of the least affected in the world. Scientists are the same kinds of cowardly people that always tell people be careful, be vigilant, don't let your guard down even if you already are careful, vigilant, and on your toes.
Scientists are a lot like many people involved in a religious or spiritual organization, they love to keep people on their knees and fearful of the next wave, even if so far people haven't been complacent, and the worst scenario never became. These folks have a little too much control of the average person's life, and they're among the least socially responsible people there are, which is why despite everyone else not being confused about anything, scientists are still the ones that are puzzled (yet they are also the ones everyone else seems to listen to/look to for answers these days, kind of like people who look to religious organizations or the government for answers they can come up with on their own).
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.
Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.
by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023
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trap scientist

A Nigga that’s a scientist of trapping.

He knows the perfect ratio of fentanyl to heroin mix, he can teach you to cook crack perfectly, and even has an OF teaching niggas how to stretch the crystal. Not to be confused with a Super Trap Nigga.
Damn that Nigga Tyreese in the kitchen touching dog food again. That Nigga a Trap Scientist
by Certified Trap Nig January 3, 2025
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