by omgomgomgiloveyou June 16, 2011
Get the Stephen Merchantmug. It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.
by BeckyBoo21421995 September 4, 2016
Get the Blade Merchantmug. 1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.
2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.
2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.
by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010
Get the Anal Merchantmug. "My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.
by gilo December 2, 2004
Get the Merchant Bankermug. by LeeroyBoiii November 25, 2013
Get the merchant of venicemug. by FengTao April 27, 2011
Get the Rug Merchantmug. A word used to describe an individual with little respect for the opposite sex. The definition does not insinuate an individual practices 'sodomy,' but rather he/she talks in a dirty tone, normally at the expense of others.
by sodomiser October 21, 2010
Get the Sodomy merchantmug.