If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.
by LTown122 October 23, 2018
Get the Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collectionmug. Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
Get the Mayor Toddmug. the meaning is like “I may as well ~blah balh~” , but we would do things as our mayors would cause our mayors are important people!
our mayors would buy a TV while it is discounted
by amigojapan2 May 14, 2015
Get the our mayors wouldmug. 
This expression emerged from the mid 18th-century revival of government cosplay. During this time, the plague was running rampant and people's only solace was to dress up as various political figures, which eventually involved into an intense escapist community complete with conventions, reenactments, and an international shortage of Calvin Coolidge figurines. The expression has experienced a revival due to Gen Z's renewed interest in politics due to a popular sound on TikTok from the viral SNL skit of Trump singing "Boy's a Liar Pt. 2" by popular female rapper Ice Spice. " This is expression is positive, uplifting, and meant to imbue the community with a sense of political passion and pure, unadulterated Americanism. Go forth, youths.
Your stimulus check came in? That's the mayor's balls!!
You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!
Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.
You walked in on your parents doing it?? That's so NOT the mayor's balls!!
Angelina rejected your promposal?? Damn, going to prom with Angelina would've been the mayor's balls.
by WalkingLiability March 7, 2024
Get the That's the Mayor's Balls!mug. An official event held by the mayor's office of a city to measure the weight of the mayor in the presence of the press gallery while sometimes metaphorically 'weighing-in' on current city issues. The practice originated in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
"At this week's mayoral weigh-in, the mayor lost one pound, and answered questions about the budget."
by Tonian November 7, 2012
Get the Mayoral Weigh-inmug. A person who loves to talk, especially in long spouts about trivial topics.
Someone who loves to yap.
Someone who loves to yap.
by HeatherdaB November 30, 2023
Get the Mayor of Yappervillemug.