The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.

Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps

by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021

The Coleman Hook

When you're Smashing doggy style and you pull out, inserting your thumb into her ass. Make a hook with your finger and pull up as hard as you can while yelling "I've got a big one!".

You're bout to get The Coleman Hook if you keep talking like that whore.

by Pellman7 January 30, 2023

Hook the Fanny

Hanging up your Fanny pack after a long day of being a fuck boy.

Bro 1: “bro I’ve been at a rave all night, where can I ‘hook the Fanny’?”

by 69andfeelingfine March 20, 2021

hook to the face

A term used to describe an embarrassing occurance in the popular WC3 game, DOTA. It happens when the hero Pudge, manages to snag someone with his hook spell, thereby dragging them to imminent doom.

Usually, this is enough to infuriate the most calm of players. In fact, if Pudge misses a hook, many players will insult Pudge for the rest of the game due to the fact that Pudge tried to hook someone in.

Pudge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Travex

Travex: OMFG
Pudge: hook to the face!!!

by DDDD January 24, 2008

The Rusty Meat Hook

When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.

I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.

by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015

Forgot to hook up the doll

Executing a complicated plan, only to realize an important component was omitted, leading to complete failure or unintended consequences

Gary and Wyatt planned to make homemade biscuits for breakfast, but they forgot to hook up the doll and ended up making crackers instead.

by anonymous January 20, 2021

The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB

A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".

When I gave her a The Crusty Fish Hook aka The DB, she made a noise like "grfthh" or "borfthh".

by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 9, 2010