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Whistelin' Past The Graveyard

A fart of unusual pungency cause by forcing it through a full colon. In essence, farting around a turd.
Everyone in the elevator couldn't help but notice the foul aroma emanating from around Lenny's general area. Only Bob was brave enough to say what had to be said, "DAMN Len! You Whistelin' Past The Graveyard? Go take a shit, man!"
by -Rokitman- April 2, 2009
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whistling past the graveyard

Looking for trouble in a bold way. To whistle near a cemetery can evoke a spirit to follow you.
"Whistlin' past the graveyard

Steppin' on a crack

I'm a mean motherhubbard

Papa one eyes jack"

whistling past the graveyard by Tom Waits
by Gat-Man November 26, 2013
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Graveyard Legs

To lose one’s manhood when entering between a females knees who is nothing more than a good time sally, or for the embryo of egg fertilization not to survive more than a week after creation because the womb of the woman is not fit to bare children.
Graveyard legs defined:
Her: I really want to try to a child.
Me: (knowing she’s had 3 miscarriages and 2 abortions) alright graveyard knees, let’s get passt dinner, and we’ll talk about it.
by Grimsteezy November 4, 2022
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Google Graveyard

The place where every Google project except the search engine, YouTube or Gmail will end on eventually.

As of April 2024, it has 293 graves, from a few months young to as long as the entire company existed at the time.
Don't bother learning to use Google XXX, it's getting discontinued and buried in the Google Graveyard eventually.
by NEG997 March 22, 2024
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Holy Grail Graveyard

A wonderful, tangible item or place that you miss dearly because it no longer exists and probably never will again.
"Do you remember those Rockstar Pomegranate energy drinks we use to drink in middle school? Those were so good. I'll have to add those to my holy grail graveyard list."
by kaitlynkat07 March 17, 2024
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The Graveyard

The act of having sexual contact and the male jizzing into his own bellybutton. The women then licks the cum out of the mans bellybutton and spits it back on the mans face.
Kyle: Yo wtf Ashley was so weird last night
Chad: Why what did she do?
Kyle: She did the graveyard on me bro
Chad: fucking nasty bro
by Juicy Jew42 May 16, 2019
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Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die
Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country
by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025
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