Double Dutch

When the same text message from two minutes ago alerts you again.

“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”

by WrXpace September 4, 2022

double dutch

the act of masturbating and finishing 2 times in rapid succession of the other.

Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"

by Haywood Jewblome September 7, 2013

Double Dutch

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.

"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"

by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025

double dutch

A wiggly dance created by Sal Vulanco on Impractical Jokers, the tv show. This talent got him the win.

lets all do the double dutch!
watch my moves! **proceeds to do the double dutch**

by daso42o March 25, 2019

Double Dutch

One standard quarter ounce (7 grams) of Cannabis rolled into a blunt.

“I got eight poured in my double cup,
Quarter ounce in a blunt that’s a double Dutch”
- Lil Peep on the song ‘Doubled up’

by Jimmy Popper December 31, 2017

Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."

Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021

double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.

i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch

by ill Blacky October 10, 2020