dead...dead as a cacaroach

Whenever Daniel has the slightest inconvenience happen in life he compares himself to a roach. Specifically a dead one that he renamed as, “cacaroach”. Love u bestie 😘😜

*flips camera around* *says the inconvenience* “I’m dead...dead as a cacaroach 😝”

by @sbreahn on tiktok😳 November 14, 2020

DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH

This is how Daniel Ocampo explains his emotions towards a certain subject. It could be anything honestly, it could be about the weather, best friends, something bad, or anything of that sort the man will say it.

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"

by nyaperks November 25, 2020

dead, dead as a cockroach

what you say when someone thinks you will do something stupid or dumb.

person: *makes a stupid remark*
me: bruh- caught me dead, dead as a cockroach if you think i’m going to do that 💀

by kittyslayer123 November 13, 2020

on dead

When your cell phone's battery is dead.

Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".

Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.

by jevanyn March 23, 2011

dead

1. when people stop posting on a chat board.

2. also deaded, as if you think you killed the board with your presence

1. whoa this board is dead

2. i deaded the board again. everyone must hate me. i'd better go listen to some goth music

by not illiterate March 31, 2005

Dead

1. When you're friend drinks way too much blacks, and then passes out.

He's dead

by Josh Nalsbeem August 20, 2017

Dead

Dead is not alive. It is not sick or unhealthy. Dead is dead. The dead victim does not breathe or move but lie in the ground until it is a skeleton and will never see the sky again. Dead for evermore.
(Do not confuse, say, a dead dog with a sick one. Vet expenses are very costly).

'Is the dog sick, Miss?'
'No, Conor, it's dead.'

by PaulIsNotSick September 6, 2019