Damn Curved

Something that is extremely curved, maybe even too curved. I doubt you will find anything more curved than this, unless you found a ball... or a delightfully amusing piece of lint found under your collection of exceptionally dull blank CDs.
that is one damn curved thingy you got there phil.
by Linse February 23, 2003
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the curve

I bent the curve take that dan
hahahahahahahahahaha i fucking hate your hat dan
by Jeff March 04, 2005
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curse of curves

"Ive got the gift of one liners and youv'e got the curse of curves and with this gift i can pose words in the question that comes forward"~Cute is What we aim for!
by Becca Boo April 10, 2007
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Power curve

A range of normal and timely thought processes and actions; sometimes daily, routine tasks.
You’re behind the power curve this morning.
by Darth Seditious February 28, 2018
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Curve cock

When a penis has an unusual curvecurve to it, usually to the left or right!
Dang Winston is such a curve cock! His junk looks like captain hooks hand!
by Sexymandingo February 21, 2017
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asian curve

The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.
"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.
by Stang February 12, 2014
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Shelton Curve

A bend or curve in a penis that causes difficulty during urination. The Shelton Curve can be genetic or the result of trauma to the shaft of a penis.
I'm sorry I peed on the floor again... my Shelton Curve makes aiming impossible!

His Shelton Curve was so bad he couldn't even put his cock all the way in.
by Lexicunt May 31, 2021
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