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J-brake

A sexual act similar to performing a raspberry on a belly button; but you do it on the brown eye or anus of your partner, then breath in with closed lips immitating the sound of a turbo similar to how a 18 wheeler or diesel vehicle performs.
I J-braked Amy last night and the turbo sucked so much air into her canyon she yelped
by Redneck97756 November 21, 2020
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braked up

An arrest resulting from when you’re driving with illicit substances in your vehicle and suddenly get pulled over, subsequently searched, and arrested due to your taillight being out. Term first heard by Mr. Nonsense
“Did you hear that Jimmy got arrested the other day?”
Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”
by Noahbuiltit October 12, 2021
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windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.
Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
by gothfan20 September 12, 2012
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Post brake

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.
That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.
by beaner master98 September 8, 2016
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brake the bed

when u have sex with somone and u push real hard
harmony "so do u like kate"
derry "as in friend or like brake the bed"
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brake fluid

when it’s time to do 1000’s of dollars worth of corrosive paint damage to someone’s car
that fuckers about to eat brake fluid
by 845 definers November 21, 2019
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Muzzle Brake

The retrograde pee stream that results from removing a "Prince Albert" implant.
Watch out for the muzzle brake if you take your Prince Albert out.
by MasculineToiletGuy March 13, 2021
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