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Beetle Hood

A “Beetle Hood” is a fat stomach flap hanging over and usually hiding the vagina on an overweight female, the flap resembles the hood of a Volkswagen Beetle. It often collects debris and usually smells like a rotting fetus.
She was so god damn fat I couldn't even lift up that beetle hood to fuck her!

She needs to clean under that Beetle hood, it smells like a rotting fetus!
by B.S.N. March 22, 2010
mugGet the Beetle Hoodmug.

beetle juice

a person who runs like a beetle on steriods with their back hunched over at 5 km/h
Omg look at that kid he is such a beetle juice (joshua brown)
by Mrs Bridgeman January 4, 2008
mugGet the beetle juicemug.

dung beetle

when a male or female craps on another male or females chest and then rolls it around making a ball like a dung beetle
dude i showed christy the dung beetle lastnight
by steve wehadababyitsaboy April 18, 2009
mugGet the dung beetlemug.

Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!
by Blanchy November 10, 2007
mugGet the Bertie Beetlemug.

Beetle Juice

to do a beetle juice (record a paris hilton style tape)

a beetle juicer (someone who stars in a beetle juice style video)

to be beetle juiced (to unexpectadly stumble upon a tape of beetle juice nature)
by Amy Watling August 22, 2004
mugGet the Beetle Juicemug.

Dung beetle

There are lots of dung beetles here
by Brownskikuca March 28, 2020
mugGet the Dung beetlemug.

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