Zipper Elves

Are fast fingers that strike suddenly and without warning. Typically this happens while being distracted. (Normally these elves strike during the act of making out.)

Jim Bob and Sally Jo were making out in the parking lot, after their date. While Sally Jo was distracting Jim Bob, the zipper elves struck, and to Jim Bob's surprise he could feel a cool breeze down under. Jim Bob didn't seem to mind :-)

by BoraBora83 November 4, 2013

Zipper Dick

When you're in grade 5 and you need a post science class circumcision because you didn't tuck your willy and your zipper is made of metal.

Nobody wants to see your "Zipper Dick"

by zipsondeck February 14, 2022

zipper kiss

When one's penis or pubic hair gets caught in a zipper, and pinches.

"Oh man, I was just peeing so hardcore and when I finished, I got a zipper kiss."

by cadaverefiore July 26, 2012

Zipper Marks

Abrasions, usually located about the face, resulting from contact with the zipper of another's pants. Often caused by one's inpatience to give one's partner a "hummer."

Q: Hey, how did Lauren get those scratches on her face?
A: She says they're from her friend's cat, but I think they're zipper marks! Have you seen her new boyfriend? He's hot!

by PM December 4, 2003

bung-zipper

a surgery to get your butthole sewed up to make it tighter

"i cant come into work on Tuesday, im going in for a bung-zipper"

by cornychips June 4, 2021

riding the zipper

to grind, or have clothed sex

She was great at riding the zipper.

by zipper lover August 27, 2016

Guatamalan zipper

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.

Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.

by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009