Dirty Wagner

A dirty wagner is the act in which a fat bitch, occasionally rumored to have one or more STDs, is riding a little guy and then vomits in his mouth while they are kissing.

A: hey, do you still have that video of the girl that looked like lebron james giving a dirty wagner to a tiny russian dude?
B: nah man, i lost it. You should go ask C.

by C__S September 21, 2021

Botch-Wagner

When you fail miserably at whatever you’re doing.

I really took a Botch-Wagner on that math test

by Coach2022 February 28, 2022

Wagner PMC

The Wagner PMC is a private military company that is primarily associated with the failing state known as Russia. The Wagner PMC comprises several delusional neo nazis, severely unfit combatants, and overall, pretty shitty people. The PMC retaliated against its big daddy Russia after not receiving any ammunition, and well because they are pretty shitty at what they do and are too pussy to blame themselves. They ended up failing miserably and their 700-year-old fatass leader and founder, Yevgeny Prigozhin got fucked in a helicopter crash and died.

After Yevgeny Prigozhin died, Wagner was pretty much disbanded, having many of their soldiers absorbed into the Russian military or were relocated to Belarus.

It's safe to say the absolute eye soar Wagner once was is no more.

Russian Soldier: "Hey bro why is that Russian soldier carrying a nazi flag? And why the fuck is his aim so shit?

Other Russian Soldier: "You buffoon! He's a Wagner PMC unit, the incompetent and shitty PMC Vladdy Daddy sent to help us fight Ukraine!"

by femboygold June 9, 2024

Wagner Lopes Clemente Arruda Dekker

a human, person,, he will be there when you need it most

may or may not have a likening toward feet

me: is that wagner lopes clemente arruda dekker?
me 2: yes, and look! he's listening to stronger than you (sans version)

by verycoolman100 August 2, 2024

Jace Wagner

A racist human being who is known to be the worst player in Rainbow Six Siege. Often, he gets a lot of kills, but they are almost always all empty frags.

“Oh my god, he’s starting to become a Jace Wagner, he doesn’t help the team at all!”

by Nukeul March 31, 2023

oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men

Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro

by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024

Wagnered

To be enthusiastically and deceptively destroyed in any style of workout by someone smiling the entire time, resulting in shaking limbs, elevated heart rate, dramatically falling to the floor, and being unable to feel anything for 1–3 business days. CAUTION: May cause noodle arms and pain while sitting down the next day.

We just got Wagnered and made it out alive!

by yeti0 February 26, 2026