Zimbabwean tugboat

When you place your testicles lightly on a glass of urine and someone else uses a straw to blow bubbles into the glass.

Bru, you know that girl from the library, she gave me a Zimbabwean tugboat last night, used her own piss too. Super lecker.

by Puta Pendejo September 17, 2025

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Phill the Tugboat

This person is a haus. He will amaze you with his beauty and orange hair, he may even burn you with it. He's got a fire in his heart, but most of all he's a kind and sensitive person. Phill is simply amazing and loves his best friend Eddie very much and Neill slightly less. He is very nimble and very quick, he loves to jump on pogo sticks

OMG is that Phill the Tugboat?! Of course, it is!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's Phill the Tugboat!

by eddie 12345678 June 6, 2018

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Purple Rain Tugboat

An LGBT-friendly and fabulous way of saying the word handjob

I gave him a purple rain tugboat after a few drinks at the club

by randomspeaker April 24, 2023

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Tugboat

Tugboating - Similar to guiding a large ship into port, tugboating is the act of escorting a drunk friend out of a bar by having two people on each arm to insure they don't fall flat on their face.

Everything was fine at Mary's birthday party until they started doing shots. By the time they were done my buddy was so drunk we had to tugboat him out of the bar then into a cab to take him home.

by Steve the Buckaneer November 25, 2017

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Tugboat Captain

What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.

Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"

by BBLLAP February 13, 2013

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