surging sanders

When, in the midst of a sexual act, one unexpectedly climaxes.

Rico: Hey man. How did it go with Tricia last night?

Dustin: Meh. We got busy, but I got taken by the surging Sanders. Came out of nowhere.

Rico: Lol, just like Clinton. Cock Hero, bro.

by super.jellie May 4, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum from out of nowhere.

She was surprised when he snuck up from behind and pulled a Surging Sanders all over her face.

by 800_Pound_Gorilla April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

cumming completely out of nowhere

I was in line at the grocery store and I was hit by a surging sanders. I had to rush home and change.

by talkingshotgun April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

It's when you just cum out of nowhere.

Dammit Bill! I don't need another Surging Sanders!

by TacosEnthusiast3594 April 25, 2016

surging sanders

when you come out of nowhere.

I had a surging sanders in the polls.

by willful-liam May 10, 2016

Surging Sanders

When a geriatric stud, without the use of any paid-for enhancements, comes out of nowhere & blows everyone away.

Dude, that guy should totally be our President emeritus of our swingers club, he's such a Surging Sanders!!

by Gilgamess April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

1. A term used by comedian Trevor Noah for politicians who are "grumpy as ten old men", good at singing, as well as being democratically socialist (socialist, but allows people to vote for who runs the labor camps). (kappa, just kidding)

2. Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT), a leading voice (see definition 1) on income inequality and the evils of corporations.

1. Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT) was bitten by a radioactive senior citizen as a teenager, giving him the power to become a Surging Sanders.

2. Surging Sanders is running for president in 2016.

by not_the_bern May 5, 2016