by Kosoko May 1, 2021
Get the Lyrical scientistmug. 1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist
2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.
2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.
How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!
Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!
Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!
by Maxwell Zephyr June 9, 2020
Get the Doctor Scientistmug. Amy Coney Barrett's self-characterization when asked her views on climate change, which she describes as 'controversial' when it is a settled matter globally among those who are indeed scientists.
"Do you believe that climate change is happening and threatening the air we breathe and the water we drink?" Kamala Harris asked.
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."
"I will not express a view on a matter of public policy... that is politically controversial" Judge Barrett answered. "I am not a scientist."
by Monkey's Dad October 16, 2020
Get the not a scientistmug. Often used in the phrase "I'm not a scientist, but...". Followed by what the speaker believes to be sound advice (it isn't). The speaker is trying to qualify the advice, as if the advice is so brilliant that you might confuse him for an expert.
Troll: I'm not a scientist, but if don't have a charger, you can try microwaving your phone. Apple just started a smear campaign against this to sell more chargers.
Derp: How does that work again?
Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.
Derp: How does that work again?
Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.
by metatroll September 1, 2013
Get the not a scientistmug. A person who spends their time testing builds or testing different setups to use in a game that uses that kind of system. Games like League of Legends specifically have you make a build using different items in the shop, someone who would make various types of combinations to find the optimal setup would be considered one.
People who are classified as this are usually documenting their findings on some sort of spreadsheet or notepad, which is the real distinguishing factor when finding a scientist at work.
People who are classified as this are usually documenting their findings on some sort of spreadsheet or notepad, which is the real distinguishing factor when finding a scientist at work.
by Pokeasy November 25, 2021
Get the Build Scientistmug. Don't love you it when scientists can't explain something or get puzzled by something, such as their fears about bodies lying in the streets all over Africa, and it turns out the area they thought would be the worst (due to resources) has so far been one of the least affected in the world. Scientists are the same kinds of cowardly people that always tell people be careful, be vigilant, don't let your guard down even if you already are careful, vigilant, and on your toes.
Scientists are a lot like many people involved in a religious or spiritual organization, they love to keep people on their knees and fearful of the next wave, even if so far people haven't been complacent, and the worst scenario never became. These folks have a little too much control of the average person's life, and they're among the least socially responsible people there are, which is why despite everyone else not being confused about anything, scientists are still the ones that are puzzled (yet they are also the ones everyone else seems to listen to/look to for answers these days, kind of like people who look to religious organizations or the government for answers they can come up with on their own).
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Get the Scientistsmug. A Nigga that’s a scientist of trapping.
He knows the perfect ratio of fentanyl to heroin mix, he can teach you to cook crack perfectly, and even has an OF teaching niggas how to stretch the crystal. Not to be confused with a Super Trap Nigga.
He knows the perfect ratio of fentanyl to heroin mix, he can teach you to cook crack perfectly, and even has an OF teaching niggas how to stretch the crystal. Not to be confused with a Super Trap Nigga.
by Certified Trap Nig January 3, 2025
Get the trap scientistmug.