When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016
Get the Painters Pludgermug. by davicrow August 20, 2023
Get the Pony Paintermug. It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
by Rum diddily dum dum March 28, 2023
Get the Alex paintermug. When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.
by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023
Get the Paintermug. When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.
This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
Get the Shit-Paintermug. A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.
"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"
by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018
Get the The Painter's Holdmug. 