Mark

A kid who doesn't fit in

Mark the kid

by SHARONS_DONYM October 14, 2019

Mark

A guy who is always on time.

"Who was the first to arrive last night? Must have been Mark."

by Cheeseham July 13, 2016

Marking

To teabag and claim your kill.

Im marking all my kills.

by dannyboy85053 May 29, 2008

mark

To completly loose control of one's bowels and unload the contents of the anus on a surface, usually a drive way.

Damn He pulled a Mark at scott's house

by anthony costintini October 29, 2006

Mark

Mark is the most handsome man u will ever lay ur eyes on. He is the sweetest man u will EVER meet. He loves animals and even works at an animal shelter. He is my boyfriend. He loves frogs. (like me) And is the silliest, goofiest person I know and I cant imagine a world without him. He makes me feel comforted and safe just by hugging me. His cuddles are 84929395939/10 and he smells like rosemary for some reason. And trust me ladies, he will sit through any show or movie with you only for the price of you sitting next to him and in his arms. 10/10 would recommend getting a Mark.

Ember: Hi Mark.
Mark: Hi Ember!

*insert hug and happy Ember*

by Marks gf January 30, 2022

Mark

The best fucking friend you'll ever have. He's Athletic, Strong, Trustworthy.

Be Good To Your Friend Mark He'll Do You Good Back.

by SwaggyLovesMe October 23, 2020

Mark

Also known as Dino. His sister is the Mother of God. A heavenly angel who can also shape-shift into his personal Mary Magdalene. Just say the word and I shall be healed.

Jesus's friend

Mary: I heard you want to meet.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 29, 2020