Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

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goomba

Apartheid-era ghetto slang term used by black South Africans to refer to a van, a "Hippo" armored personnel carrier, or other vehicle of the South African National Police (or South African Defense Force) -- most especially in connection with "goombas" used to support white police seizing and terrorizing blacks. Also, often a term used by blacks to refer to the police themselves.

"Watch out! There is goomba coming up the road. You should get off the street."

by Listener JWG December 31, 2020

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Goomba Gang

An absolute shit friend group that ride up on a high horse and think they're so fucking perfect. They call you a lying skank bitch and say you're a manipulative pussy even though they did things wrong too but they're too afraid to admit it.

Toby: Fuck Goomba Gang.
Ramona: Fuck Goomba Gang, all my homies hate Goomba Gang.

by 6itch6itch January 23, 2021

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Goomba

Goomba - Psilocybin mushrooms, also referred to as “magic mushrooms” are usually taken for spiritual purposes and to treat mental illness such as bipolar depression. The word entheogen, meaning ("the god within"), the mushrooms are revered as powerful spiritual sacraments that provide access to sacred worlds.

Homie 1: “Aye man, how’s da goomba hittin”.

Homie 2: “This goomba got me seeing and thinking things that cannot be explained with words”.

by Rat420 March 8, 2021

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