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Flashbang

when you flash someone then proceed to roughly have sexual intercourse with someone
woah man i flashbanged a four year old girl now im going to prison
by lettucewithhumanlegs December 16, 2021
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irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face
by irish flasbang January 9, 2021
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Flashbang

When you do everything for someone and they are blind to it and give nothing back!

e.g. You are nice to a girl and all they ask is for a nice boy but completely ignore all of your actions and words.
This girl I have been talking to for 3 months has started started talking to a new guy after I did everything for her, I think she is flashbanged.
by ManChild12 June 1, 2021
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Squirt flashbang

For example: stop pulling the squirt flashbang on my face!
by Joey kontenrimmer May 13, 2022
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Flashbanging

Someone says something so so so stupid that it just completely throws you and you briefly consider that you're actually the one whose wrong.
Flashbanging is the stupid person's version of gaslighting.
by John PenBloc July 3, 2018
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Flashbang

A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.

An example of a flashbang:

Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?

Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.

Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
by munchiesnOOb November 30, 2023
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Flashbang

The act of having intercourse to the sound of the beat in the middle of a rave.
by dflashbang May 8, 2016
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